In the begining god
created man, earth &...
BLOB THE BUILDER ©

Blob: Oh what a lovely day!
*Phone rings*

WTF IS THAT? (What the f*ck)
Blob: OH T3H PHOWY (Oh the phone)

God: Blob... Its a phone pick it up!

Blob: Hey baby
*Ring*

God: NO YOU FOOL!

Meanwhile...
Freeky guy: Angry tics fly out of my NIPPELS!!

*Back to Blob*
Blob: I DON'T WANT ANY!

Later....
Blob (being attacked by tics): OMFG!

Blob: Fire!! BURN THEM TO HEL!

Blob (on fire): HA HA!

Later...
Blob is frozen in a block of ice. (its the ice age)